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10.19.2005

so
i will make this quick.
all the updates in one fell swoop

1. Kiki and Herb were great. we are dingbats and waited until the last minute so when i called Joes Pub looking for my "Erie Children's Institutional Choir", the woman actually laughed and said "there isn't even one left"
so what does any self respecting desperate girl do?
Text messages Kenny and tells him that he owes me for leaving me standing on the stage to sing by myself!
and because he rocks ass, he had 2 tickets waiting for us at the door.

2. they are doing a tour...so all you previously deprived bitches can get yer twisted cabaret on.

3. the 'rumor' is that the tour will end with (what else?!?!?)....Kiki&Herb on Broadway. The rumor isn't really a rumor since Kenny's bf told me. I am awaiting details so i can pass them along and you can go see them.

4. i have a whole rant proposed on "Ettiquette For The Straight Girl With Respect to Accompanying Your Gay Boyfriends to the Club". But that will have to wait for now. I know I know...you poor poor gays have to go a few more days with obnoxious straight girls ruining your nights of cruising, but i promise it will be good.

5. my gf is HOT


6. I have silver hair.
Not that that is new. I have known it since my mom told me from the passengers seat about 5 years ago. But it seems that they are procreating.
They are actually silver though and they are going to be good. im keeping them.
"36" is only 18 days away so i was looking at them.

in the meantime....
my lovely and tired (of shreiking straight girls)homos,
do not tell that fat girl with the size 2 mini on that she looks "faaaabulous".
You cause your own troubles.

.: posted by landry 11:40 PM

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