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9.03.2005

have you heard exactly how how powerful we gays are?
we can make god so mad that he kills lots of people with a hurricane!

i really do not want to go into 'god' here
but i fucking hate people who claim to speak for god.

hurricanes seem a REALLY ineffective way of killing gays.
i am a big believer of Ockham's razor.
in short...the simplest solution is always the best.

if god hates gays he should smite them.
and...well,
hes NOT
he's actually showing that they can overcome quite a lot of adversity.

that is not very good for the morale of his chosen people (why the CHRISTIANS of course!!!)
you would think that for all the things they blame on the gays that they would get SOME satisfaction.
but the bastard gays keep bouncing back from all sorts of drama.

but on the flipside of that
the poor trash that count themselves among the ranks of the charming christian right are still living in trailers while the gays get richer and more powerful.

that does not sound like god loves you at all my dear bible thumpers.

so my solution (the simplest of course) is that the evangelicals should join the gays!!
enjoy yourselves for a little while
experience all the perks that god has tossed our way.
things like:
no surprise babies!!!
the ability to go on vacation just about anytime.
lots of sex without guilt
money GALORE!!! we are SWIMMING in it.
FABULOUS apartments in Chelsea.
POWER (political also included)
god loves us

.: posted by landry 11:30 AM

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