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7.27.2005

so my lovely gf may or may not be roommates with a well know new york celebra-geek
and this room mate may or may not be a HORROR and a filthy pig (and NOT in a good way).
and this room mate may or may not have absolutely NO manners,
couth, consideration, hygiene, house cleaning skills, personality that isnt put on, manners...oh did i say that already?!?!?, sense of appropriateness, common sense and the list could go on but im making myself sick....

but today takes the cake as i see it.
There was some talk of moving out to live with a gf on the part of the room mate who can barely pay her (way less than half share) rent.
and some discussion of "oh do you want to stay in the apartment?"
of course Liz said yes.
the rent even for the entire apartment is dirt cheap (did i mention that the room mate could BARELY pay her-less than half- rent?!?!?)
so now, since the new gf cant afford the rent on a fancy pad in williamsburg all by herself (its that problem with paying her rent), liz gets an email of the following
blah blah blah showbiz, blah blah blah new dyke bar in the hood, blah blah blah can you move out sept 1.

WTF?!?!?!?!
i shouldnt be surprised by this coming from someone who leaves a trail of blood splats on the kitchen floor or garbage on the fire escape for 8 months. Or who knocks over and breaks things in Liz's room whenever she feels like taking a shortcut to her room.

i have kept my mouth shut because of the 'showbiz clause' in my relationship with my gf.

Tom Cruise should be happy im not HIS gf.

.: posted by landry 12:20 PM

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