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7.11.2005

ADD alert
this post was written today. Day 2 of no adderall.
the tangents are obtuse

there was far more editing that should have been done to that last post but i was trying to get my crippled ass out of here so we would make the last ferry.

We almost didn't but joe saved the day by calling sayville ferries and asking them to hold the boat for us.
i know you are thinking "the do not hold the boats for ANYBODY"
but they did.
they were all standing there with their arms crossed waiting for us.
i mean jeeeze...we were only 5 minutes late. everyone knows that the gays are ALWAYS late.
and to add to the drama of the waiting ferry passangers- a few not very happy cherry grove people who seemed to be really uptight and not amused at all- liz, who was parking the car while we all still waited comes running up the pier realizes that the went around the wrong way and does a stunt run jump roll over the 3 ft tall wooden divider.
hot
the pines bound people were a little less upset especially when they saw that it was joe.
they were just happy to be breathing the same air as him.

poor we make fun of him and he does such nice things for us.
he gets pizza at midnight at that HORRID pizza place in the pines
The guys excuse was that it was midnight, they were closing, and it had been sitting there for over an hour.
well i am here to tell you that that pizza would suck if i ate it with a fork while it was still in the oven.
if someone wants to become very very rich....they should open a pizza place right on the harbor that OPENS at midnight and stays open until 8am.
they should have good pizza and hot boys like mike and brettserve pizza in their underwear.
why the fuck not?!?!
bartenders are now celebrities.
why not pizza makers?!?!?
and there is a helluva lot more skill necessary to make good pizza over a good cocktail.
celebrity pizza makers make MUCH more sense.
Bartenders just have to put lots of the newest nasty flavored absolute in a glass with soda and a lime.

and as an aside...
i expect more from you fags.
REALLY!
absolute?!
the next thing i know you will be drinking BEER.

so that is my propasal

and?!?!?
there is a new baby panda
but
the last hour, the mother has spent licking herself
panda porn is not hot.

.: posted by landry 1:05 PM

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