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6.29.2005i have lost my girlfriend to her obsession to Neckface she told me tonight that he is telling her to bite and pinch me (because at this point she needs to explain why she is terrorizing me on the subways with all of the people REALLY scared and watching as she grinds her teeth and sinks them into my arm while rocking like an autistic child and saying "oooooh those little fleshy bits...i just want to bite them off") so its now Neckface compelling her to bite me in public she is also trying to use the Neckface influence to get me to: rub her shoulder ("Neckfacewants you to rub me") make her favorite snack ("Neckfacelikes pumpkin bread") clean the house ("Neckface says cleanliness is next to godliness") park the car ("Neckface says its all over if the car gets towed") she is in cohoots with Brandon to do a photoshoot of Kenny in a dress with graffiti hand painted by Neckface she actually went so far as to yell to some guy on the street in williamsburg because she is CONVINCED that it was Neckface. "I WANT TO MARRY NECKFACE!!!!!" he turned around and smiled she says its because it was him i think it was because he thought her crazy and didnt want her attacking him. but if anyone can help with my dilemma it would be greatly appreciated if he starts talking to me during sex, we are going to have an issue. .: posted by landry 8:58 AM
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