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7.08.2004

I am used to sleeping alone.
I mean lets face it,
my choice in gfs has not been such that i might actually get used to sleeping with them.

Even still, i am a very polite sleeper.
Even when im alone.
I wake up approximately where i fell asleep
(well, that is if i fell asleep where i ought...)
I stay on 'my' side of the bed.
I dont flail or move around too much.
So
imagine my surprise that i have been finding myself sprawled diagonally across the bed,

blankets on the floor,
sheets wrapped around my neck
and a general mess.
its not like i am a heavy sleeper.
I can hear my cell ring at 3am with a drunk dial from minneapolis
Or a 4 am text message asking what im wearing

im wondering whats going on.
i wouldn't care
except that i wake up
and?!?
because i am now sleeping with my head at the foot of my bed?!?!
i have no effing idea where i am.

maybe i have been a polite sleeper because i spent SOOO many years sleeping in a bed with someone
and now its finally wearing off.
im actually getting used to sleeping alone.

Now i just need to wake up knowing where i am.
and?!?
with out a sheet/noose around my neck.


.: posted by landry 12:28 PM

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