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2.01.2004

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in other funny landry story news...
I went out with a big group of people 2 weeks ago to a place called Passerby (or something like that. Its a straight bar so i could give a fuck what its called)
but anyway...
as i was standing there with amos, this dumbassmuthafucka kept knocking into us and acting all fucked up and wobbly. so we let him sit.
now...
i am so tense around straight guys in straight bars.
I get agitated and cranky and feel like i have to fight with them

so now here we are and this guy is starting to fuck with us.

thats fucking GREAT

so John in his beautiful intuitive way...sees trhat i am about to have a meltdown and steps in
quietly and calmly
tells the guy that we are not interested.

he leaves

and we are standing chatting and dancing

the next thing i know i have whipped around and kicked the guy so hard that he falls over a table

he fucking stuck his hand up through my legs

i have no idea how this all happened.
it happened so fast.



.: posted by landry 4:06 PM

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