12.15.2003
Cast of Characters
scary- frightening dyke with fat silver rope chain around neck, black pants and black turtleneck
melanie-sweet and calm. almost never gets mad but you still probably wouldn't want to pick a fight with her either
jbl- looking for any excuse to make fun of landry
landry- does NOT like dykes who act like bossy drunk frat boys
Episode#1
My Sisters Room, Atlanta
scary: (really bossy and loudly to landry) are you single?
landry: rolls eyes keeps walking
melanie: calmly and lightly putting her hand on landry's back
scary: oh well where is her girlfriend?
jbl: hahahahaha jenn has a new gf!!!!
Episode #2
Red Chair, Atlanta- one week later
scary is there with her silver rope chain as her date.
landry and mel having dinner chatting with 2 boys
scary gets up from where she is sitting and comes and sits right behind landry
landry and mel ignore her and eventually she goes away. we make fun of her
mel: i bet she sleeps with that rope chain. she polishes it every night and puts it on the pillow next to her head. (imitating scary) "oooh baby sweet dreams"
jbl: (calling from ny at all the right moments) hahahah your new GF is at the Red Chair with you?!?!? thats sweet tell her i say 'hi'.
Episode #3
My Sisters Room, Atlanta- one week later
landry and mel watching the show and who shows up?!?!?!?
scary eyes the unsuspecting girls...ok maybe only landry was unsuspecting since she got cut off before they even got to the bar
scary:(LIFTING THE TAIL OF MELS SHIRT!!!) are you a man or a woman?
mel: you better back the fuck up.
scary: (turning to the girl next to her) man or woman? what do you think?
mel: this bottle is going to make it to the side of your head if you do not get out of my sight
scary: (to mel) are we going to fight?
landry: (now becoming aware that something is going on) whats going on?
mel: nothing but that fucking asshole girl.
landry: (looking at scary) do you have a PROBLEM?
scary: (looking at mel) are we going to fight?!?
mel: yeah if you want to step outside
landry: (looking at scary) I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY
scary: (looking at mel) are you a man or a woman and are we going to fight?
landry: (looking at scary): yeah you and ME are going to fight.
jbl: (jbl says nothing because she is VERY busy getting herself in trouble)
scary and her bling bling fat rope chain leave because she has caused enough of a rukus that everyone around us has told her to get the fuck out.
oh and i think she was scared of me.
.: posted by landry 2:42 PM
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