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10.06.2003

ok so remember when you said not to leave Atlanta proper?
well i did.
yesterday.
to go somewhere i knew i shouldn't have gone.
Six Flags.
i just wanted to ride a rollercoaster or 10 for god sake!
but i forget that i have a boy for a gf.
and she doesn't think about it or thinks its funny that people stare trying to figure it out.
i hate it
i get so mad and get all puffed up and start getting my NY on and remind them that they come from the shallower end of the gene pool.
but then i remember that in NY if you tell someone to fuck off, they will tell you to fuck off also and then you understand eachother.
in the south, they will tie you to the back of their monster pickup truck and drag you to alabama.
FUCKERS
i can't really compete with that.
so i subtly try to remind them that i am a lot smarter than they are.
they don't care about smart.
its not necessary to be smart to survive in the south.
it is only necessary that you have one of those stickers on your Dodge Ram with the boy (that is supposed to be Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbs fame) peeing on something.

those people survive.

.: posted by landry 12:23 PM

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