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6.11.2003i can see it now... (thought bubble over bosses head) hmmmm...the girl was in a really foul mood today, let me go to MIB to get the scoop Now that you have seen the dog, there is probably not much more for you to see here.... so, NEXT! i almost got 'saved' today, accidentally of course. im still waking up in these pea soup thick fogs. (i think i finally might have figured out that its the allergy medicine that i take at night to combat the biological weapons that are used by the army of cats) and i go through the motions of the morning in this fog, this is including, but not limited to riding the subway. i didn't actually realize i was on the subway until this guy was in a big hurry to get past me to talk to a woman who was not-so-conveniently seated directly in front of where i was standing. i wasn't standing there for much longer. he leans in and gives her a "mama' kiss on the cheek. innocent enough. and starts to speak to her about the biblical character Simon. She obviously belongs to his church and has some juice there. meanwhile i am sure im sinning just by standing there having covetous thoughts about the girl standing 2 poles over. according to this bulldozer of a man, this morning, Luke 5 sent him a 'heavy message'. well, at the risk of converting anyone, i will spare you the holy details. but it was loud and annoying and removed me from my cocoon of allergy medicine bliss. i hope he is not thinking of a career in preaching because shortly after he started shouting about Simon and the net and the multitudes of fish i slipped back into my coma. this time of course, with my eyes rolling. i coudn't tell this story without somehow mentioning that he said the word "nevertheless" no fewer than 36 times in the two express stops that i was on the train with him. the ubergodly woman that was sitting in front of where i was once standing, couldn't get a word in for all his 'nevertheless-es'. she too was starting to roll her eyes. I am SURE i saw her. you will be pleased to know that i have comfortably fallen back into my blissful fog and i am going to attempt to work that way all day and not think about fishes and loaves and nets and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .: posted by landry 9:06 AM
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