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5.19.2003

baaahhhhaaaaaaaa

friday night
12:15am
landry and jbl show up at sisters house. sister comes to the door with a glass of wine and asks what charm i want for the stem of my glass. well of COURSE i pick the fish.

12:45am
nephew wakes up in a panic. climbs on Landry's lap and puts head on shoulder (awwwww)

1:15am
landry asks nephew if he wants to go back to bed
nephew says yes
landry puts nephew back in bed
nephew looks at landry like something is REALLY wrong.
nephew spews
EVERYWHERE
landry grabs nephew and runs to bathroom.
nephew spews all over house on the way
landry has no children.
she has no idea what to do with puking children.

3:00am
nephew stops puking

saturday
10:30am
landry harasses bf-in-law to get a move on. errands to run. party at 1pm. sisters house NOT cleaned.

11:00am
more harrassment of bf-in-law

11:30am
landry drags boy out of house.

12:15pm
arrive at Target. Landry moves quickly with list. gets items asked for by sister.
bf-i-l creeps around store

12:30pm
bf-i-l FINNALY picks out b-day card for daughter
landry raises voice and tells him to get a move on
bf-i-l starts YELLING (in the TARGET) that landry should not harass him as it is his daughters BIRTHDAY and he wants to get her "something nice"
Landry tells him that he should have thought of that before THURSDAY which was ACTUALLY her birthday and not 1 hour before her birthday party on saturday.

12:40pm
holy war breaks out IN THE TARGET.

12:45pm
landry, embarassed that she allowed bf-i-l to drag her into that sort of situation, in a public place, walks out

saturday
7pm
landry, landry's republican aunt and landry's father talk about lesbian sex, gay sex, women's liberation, Six Feet Under, the anthropolgical ramifications of hunting and gathering in reference to homosexuality and the evils of the binary gender system. landry did NOT have enough to drink for this and NO ONE warned her.

11:00pm
landry talks other brother in law into going to get another tattoo with her
landry's sisters (with several tattoos between them) protest.

sunday
11am
landry gets back on the plane so that she can leave the alternate reality where she spent the past 36 hours.






.: posted by landry 2:24 PM

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